The joys of being a toddler

I haven't gone back to work yet, and would prefer not to because frankly, I love my toddler and can't part with him for a moment.  So there I am in my bosses office on Thursday .... with toddler of course (see previous sentence)... explaining my situation.  In the 20 minute meeting, Brennan pulled my badge and let go about 20 times making it spring back at me, knocked over the pens, called several people on the phone, hit numerous buttons on the phone and basically broke it, was nearly knocked over when the company SVP walked into the office, and turned the light on and off many times.  The meeting went well and Brennan got to spread his happiness at work.  He's the best!